I've been playing some music while I write tonight and this song comes on "oh no you didn't" by Wojahn Brothers. Very catchy tune and also a theme song to a game, but anyway, it made me think of times I have uttered that phrase at work. Here's a few examples:
*oh no you didn't*
2. Tell me to bag faster, then say I'm not bagging neat enough
*oh no you didn't*
3. Tell me you want less bags and yet insist I double/triple bag everything
*oh no you didn't*
4. Argue with your friends over who pays
*oh no you didn't*
5. Tell me you'll come back later to talk to someone else because I denied you
*oh no you didn't*
6. Hand me money, come up short, then argue that I did it somehow
*oh no you didn't*
7. Tell me to cash your check, refuse to enter social security number
*oh no you didn't*
8. Yelling for management the second I tell you something is a no-go
*oh no you didn't*
9. Kid is about to fall out of cart, ask them to have their kid sit back down...tells me to mind my own business
*oh no you didn't*
10. Ask if I want a full body massage -_-
*oh no you didn't* (or more like "WTF")
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